Farzar
Staff Writer for a Netflix animated series.
Paradise PD
Episode Writer & Writers Assistant on a Netflix animated series.
The Goldbergs
Writers Assistant on an ABC series.
Adam F. Goldberg loved my pilots and submitted them to a production company (they passed).
The League
Assistant to Show Creators for the FX series.
Jeff Schaffer loved my pilots and submitted them to his agents (they passed).
Brüno
Writers PA on the Universal Pictures film.
Hired after pitching to Sacha Baron Cohen at United Talent Agency while an assistant at United Talent Agency.
Pilots Written
Evil vs. Awful
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The chaotic cat-and-mouse war between an evil cabal and the three awful, adult siblings whose now-deceased mother had incriminating evidence against the evil cabal.
Cancel Estates
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A gated community of canceled celebrities.
Southern Discomfort
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A lovable but tragic schmuck, barely making it in South Florida, tries to hatch billion dollar company ideas while raising three kids, each from a different ex-wife.
Square One
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An ex-felon, who was the subject of an Inside Edition episode in the 90's, lives with his mother and her dying ex-boyfriend.
Akbar
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The behind-the-scenes antics of the production office of a mockumentary comedy film.
88 Texts
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A normally uptight young woman gets drunk for the first time and texts every person in her life the savage truth of how she really feels about them.
Bully For You
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A dad hires a bully for his own kid.
Missouri Loves Company
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A failed writer and his Chinese-American wife move in with her parents in Columbia, Missouri.
Operation Partyland
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The NSA surveillance of three non-terrorist but hard-partying and sometimes law-breaking, ethnically-diverse, LGBTQ roommates in their early 20’s.
Michael Tapir’s Area
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A scoundrel and his ex-girlfriend are zapped into the animated and seemingly innocent world of a kids’ TV show called Michael Tapir’s Area.
Good God
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An angel attempts to beat God by redeeming the worst person on Earth.
Time Travel Family Sitcom
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A guy wakes up in 1996 and is forced to move in with his past family and pre-teen self.
F*ck Netflix
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A ragtag team tries to stop Netflix, a cartoonishly evil corporation that harvests new show ideas from other universes and then destroys those universes.
Pilots Abandoned
A Better Place
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Four guys, each from a different Hans-Rosling-Factfulness-income-quadrant (less than $2 a day, $2–$8 a day, $8–$32 a day, and $32+ a day), each find out they’re going to be a father and are suddenly horrified about the state of the world. They each vow to make the world a better place for their impending child.
AC War
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Show inspired by the feud between John Gorrie, the inventor of air conditioning, and Frederic Tudor, the ice magnate who ruined his life.
Amsterfam
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A family’s disastrous, marijuana-fueled vacation in Amsterdam.
B Causes
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Street canvassers try to get signatures and donations for odd, B-level causes they’ve been contracted to canvass for that week.
Bad Company
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A middle-aged loser and a difficult, kid prodigy attempt to create a tech empire.
Barred
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A club-hopping, d-bag lawyer falls from grace and moves in with the kind barback he used to disrespect.
Before You Die
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A hater of books experiences the plots of every book in the literary reference book 1001 Books You Must Read Before You Die.
Birth Control
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The fleeting joys and disgusting horrors of being a new parent.
Bro-Bros
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Three very different dudes who've sort of became friends through marrying sisters.
by Bill
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A 460 BC teen accidentally destroys the only copy of the bible and rewrites it using his own experiences, creating the bible we know today.
Charming Holiday
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A failed writer, his Chinese-American wife, and her family’s disastrous vacation in China.
Chips Hardy
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The increasingly unhinged adventures of Chips Hardy, Tom Hardy’s actual father. Every straight man in the world bragging that they'd go gay for his son is taking a serious toll on Chips.
Clipped
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A government employee, irate about Operation Paperclip (the U.S. government’s 1945-1959 secret employment of over 1,600 former Nazi scientists, engineers, and technicians), kills former Nazis.
ConnectOn
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The trials, tribulations, and delusions of users of a business and employment-focused social media platform.
DaNyet
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The employees of an unpopular, Russian government-owned social media company that is spying on America.
D*ckheads Of State
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A p*ssy posse consisting of Robert Mugabe, Vladimir Putin, Kim Jong-un, and Bashar al-Assad.
Doomed
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The idiotic leaders and gullible members of a confusing cult prepare for a doomsday that could only ever happen as a direct result of their idiotic actions.
Dreamers
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Five undocumented Mauritanian siblings, who had been kept hidden in an Ohio apartment since birth, begin venturing out into the world, which they only know from watching and re-enacting films.
Earth Revenge
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Inversion of Captain Planet where Earth decides to use its powers to destroy humanity.
El BJ
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A Mexican-American family raises a pre-teen clone of former president Lyndon B. Johnson.
Everything To Everyone
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A support group for people who compulsively become a totally different person depending on the person they’re interacting with.
Ex-Pats
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A group of ex-patriots live in Santiago, Chile.
Father Time
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A dad is stuck in a week-long time loop alone with his kids while his wife is out of town.
Fan Club
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A fan club, reeling after the sitcom they were fans of is cancelled, decide to make new episodes themselves.
Grasshoppers
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The beaten-down sensei of a struggling karate dojo in Lubbock, TX, and his small number of very quirky, children students.
Get Jacked
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A scrappy but doomed Detroit gym, its odd couple owners, quirky employees, and super cheap members.
Gifted
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A small, private academy that trains middle school-aged mutants to control their powers. And hormones.
Groupies
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Comedy fanboys try to befriend their idols.
Hate Actually
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Anthology series about petty grudges.
…Humans
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It’s the future and everything is perfect - no disease, no war, universal basic income, etc. Unfortunately for the good robots making everything perfect, humans still have complaints.
I, SIS
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A female fetus is absorbed in utero by her male twin. Thirty years later, she regains consciousness, discovers that her twin has joined ISIS, and tries to stop him while trapped in his mind.
Lifers
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A nursing home offers rent-free housing to students in exchange for at least 30 hours per month acting as “good neighbors.”
MMAhh!
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A supremely talented MMA fighter and his team. One tiny snag, the supremely talented fighter? He’s terrified of blood.
Native Son
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The still-hiding offspring of idiotic immigrants who hid inside Ellis Island for 60 years discovers that the war ended 60 years ago.
Nutrasoul
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The members of a small branch of a multi-level marketing corporation that develops, markets, and sells nutrition products.
Offspring
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A support group for the children of dads (and one mom) who had sex with animals - all of the group members are weird half animal, half human hybrids trying their best to live amongst normal, screwed up humans.
Pickleball
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A foursome tries to play pickleball but, every week, something insane gets in their way of playing.
Pixeld*cks
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A pair of 8-bit detectives solve crimes in a videogame universe. They also have micropenises. They talk about their micropenises a lot.
Royal Red
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A teen boy and his uncle hang out in the antique store co-owned by the uncle and the boy’s grandmother.
Scraps
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Life-long friends in their mid 50’s attempt to date each other. The male friend owns a scrap yard.
Second
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A happy family finds out that they're the dad's second family.
Shatner West
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Adam West moves in with William Shatner. Jon Lovitz is their neighbor.
Specimens
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Anthology curating the terrible humans the show’s creator has encountered throughout his life.
Symbiote
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A loser, alien symbiote permanently bonds with a star, college quarterback not knowing that his new host is a celibate Christian.Taylor Made
Taylor Made
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El BJ but with a Taylor Swift clone.
Temple
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The congregation of a small, reform temple where the rabbi might be hearing the voice of God.
The Cousin Bride
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A guy is told the story of how his great-grandparents fell in love. His great-grandparents were first cousins.
The Effedovers
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A devout woman interviews the jerks who were also left behind by the rapture.
The Catskills
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In an upstate New York resort where cats perform comedy for other cats, a dog tries to make it disguised as a cat.
The Idea
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A person time travels to a utopian future that was made possible by a solitary, brilliant idea. Before they can find out what that solitary, brilliant idea was, they’re zapped back to the present.
The Pick
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Global chaos ensues after the US President last minute cancels a meeting with the Russian President due to an embarrassing zit that they messed with.
The Martians
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A family, fed up with Earth, steals a space shuttle and moves to Mars.
The Mules
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The most stubborn family of all time.
The Opostles
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A group of opossum disciples and their messiah.
The Unknown Comic Biopic
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Show inspired by Murray Langston, a stand-up comedian best known for his performances on The Gong Show, who performed comedy with a paper bag over his head.
Thoey
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A lisping, Cabbage Patch-style doll named Zoey comes to life and annoys anyone she interacts with.
Thunder From Down Understudies
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The B-team of the famous, Australian, erotic theater group Thunder From Down Under.
Try My Thai
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The employees at a Thai restaurant in South Florida owned by a married couple who swing - the wife's name is Thai.
Unemployment Office
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The employees and clients of an unemployment office.
Unmarried Wedding Planners
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A forever-engaged couple awkwardly co-runs a wedding planning company.
Unsolicited
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The aspiring employees of a department of a talent agency that rejects unsolicited materials.
Urtaintus
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An alien planet named Urtaintus tries to stop violent, stupid Earthlings from discovering that nearby (Uranus-adjacent) Urtaintus has life.
Vanguard
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A charismatic, van-living wildcard attempts to lead a three-person, guerrilla tactic-fueled revolution for social change.
Zane Quaid
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Shatner West but with Billy Zane and Randy Quaid.